18 May, 2022


With such a funky name, it’s no surprise that you wouldn’t want this weed strain anywhere close to your mouth. We ask that you trust us because Cheetah Piss Strain will surprise you.


Cheetah Piss is a hybrid, initially produced by Cookies cannabis brand. The strain’s name is veneration of a classic Sativa, “Cat Piss,” which was all the rage in the 2000s before dying out. Cheetah Piss results from a three-way cross of Gelato 42, Lemonade, and London Poundcake 97 parent strains. It has an equal-balanced structure(50:50Sativa and Indica) and owes its distinct flavor, effect, and aroma to this lineage.

About parent strain #1

Lemonade, a.k.a LemonNade, is a Sativa-heavy hybrid popular on the West Coast. As the name suggests, its aroma and flavor consist of citrus notes. Its buds are peanut-shaped, semi-dense, and forest green. It also has orange pistils and a heavy coating of cloudy trichomes.

Cultivating lemonade is challenging partly because the original growers have kept a tight lid on the strain’s lineage. Getting clones or seeds is therefore tricky. We recommend ensuring the indoor area is spacious as this Sativa grows tall if you manage to produce it.

It produces a transcending high, making it an ideal wake and bake or daytime weed strain. After the initial light effects, you may notice a mood boost coupled with giggles. Some say it also helps increase focus when you need to accomplish tasks. The final high is a calming effect, which is why some users say it helps improve sleep quality.

About parent strain #2

London Poundcake 97 is an Indica-leaning hybrid, initially grown by Heavyweight Breeders. This strain has a fruity and nut aroma and flavor: berries, sour lemon, and pine with hints of vanilla after several exhales. Typical of Indica strains, London Poundcake 97 produces dense nugs. It also has olive-shaped buds with amber-colored trichomes.

However, its growing period is different from other varieties taking up to twelve weeks, so you might want to leave it to the expert growers.

Its THC content level is also not forgiving to novice users, with a whopping 29%. Expect extreme relaxation and a creativity boost. These effects make it an ideal afternoon companion when you’re going to the cinema or plan to work on an art project. Overindulging might leave you in a sedated state. Other than that, users have not reported extreme reactions from consuming this strain.

Besides its recreational benefits, it might help you manage attention deficit disorder, stress, and depression.

About parent strain #3

Gelato 42, a.k.a., Larry Bird, is an Indica-heavy hybrid, initially produced by Cookies fam brand. Upon the first inhale, you’ll notice its loud citrus, diesel-like, and berry notes. The flavor profile is much sweeter with fruity overtones. It has short, dense, forest green nugs with rich purple hues.

Growing Gelato is moderately complex, so users prefer indoor growing as it is easier to control moisture, humidity, and temperature. It’s best to get your hands on a cutting and begin cultivating from this point.

The THC level ranges between 20 and 25 percent. Expect an initial psychedelic high and a headrush that makes you feel sensitive to your surroundings. The physical high is as intense but does not leave you in a sedated state. Gelato’s fast-hitting high means that novice consumers must take care not to overindulge. It helps to stay hydrated to avoid cottonmouth and headaches.

Medicinally, it may provide musculoskeletal pain and migraines relief. It may also help manage PTSD, depression, and anxiety.

Cheetah Piss Effects

Cheetah Piss has a typical THC level ranging between 14 and 18 percent. However, it’s not uncommon to stumble on a bud with a higher percentage. Its initial high produces euphoric effects coupled with feelings of arousal. You may also experience heightened focus and a creativity boost. What follows is a feeling of mild couch-lock and calmness. These effects make Cheetah Piss the ideal strain for lazy days or when you feel like stargazing or taking an evening walk around the neighborhood.

Medicinally, it may offer chronic pain relief thanks to its numbing effects. It may also reduce anxiety and offer stress relief. The feelings of arousal and euphoria can help people with erectile dysfunction.

Cheetah Piss Aroma, Taste, and Appearance

Cheetah Piss has green and purple buds with frosty trichomes. The aroma is distinct, so you might want to keep it tightly sealed, especially outdoors or on public transport. Expect sour citrus, nutty, and diesel-like notes with ammonia in the background. The flavor is a delight with creamy and fruity notes of apricots and lemon. Upon exhale, you may notice trace amounts of butter, diesel, and nut flavors.

Dominant Terpenes

Cheetah Piss strain has two primary terpenes, Phellandrene and Caryophyllene.


Cheetah Piss is among the few strains with the Phellandrene terpene. Its aroma profile consists of citrus, mint, and wood and is responsible for the anti-inflammatory and relaxation benefits you get from various cannabis strains. Current research shows that Phellandrene could potentially offer other medicinal uses such as:

  • Pain relief
  • Anti-cancer activity by preventing the increase of cancer cells
  • Fungicidal activity
  • Antidepressant qualities, when combined with other terpenes


Unlike its dominant counterpart, Caryophyllene is present in many strains. It acts as a terpene and cannabinoid with an aroma profile consisting of peppery, herbal, and spicy notes. Note that Caryophyllene does not have psychoactive properties despite being a cannabinoid. Its roles in the Cheetah Piss strain include pain relief and anti-inflammation. Researchers believe its ability to bond to the brain’s CB2 receptors temporarily improves mental health. Other findings show it could also have the following medicinal uses.

  • It may prevent the multiplication of cancer cells
  • Caryophyllene in essential oils may help improve sleep quality and time
  • Combining Caryophyllene with diabetes medication could help improve glucose levels
  • Caryophyllene’s antioxidant properties could potentially inhibit the neuroinflammatory activity related to Alzheimer’s disease.

Potential Side Effects

Adverse reactions are rare unless you consume in large doses or are a beginner. Common side effects include cottonmouth, paranoia, dry eyes, and severe hunger. In extreme cases, you may become dizzy or suffer a headache.

Growing and Flowering

Cheetah piss strain flourishes indoors and outdoors if closely monitored. Indoor yield can grow at least six feet while outdoor about eight feet. Flowering begins after fifty days, and in two weeks, the plant is ready for harvest. Typically, indoor yields are 0.5 oz/ft² and 5 – 10 oz/plant for outdoor plants.

Get Cheetah Piss Strain and Other Funky Strains at Hikei

If you previously had reservations about the Cheetah Piss strain, we hope this ultimate guide helped change your mind. Despite its quirky name, this weed strain delivers on several fronts. Its aroma has the classic diesel smell, which lovers of strains like Sour Diesel and Chemdawg will enjoy.

While we wouldn’t call it a delectable strain, Cheetah Piss is sweet and nothing close to what you would expect. Let’s not forget its euphoric, calming, and arousing effects with recreational and medicinal benefits.

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